Joel The Lump Of Coal
Joel the Lump of Coal Cookie
Who says getting coal for Christmas is a bad thing?
Meet Joel the Lump of Coal, the naughtiest cookie in our Christmas Collection, proving that sometimes being bad tastes oh-so-good.
Inspired by The Killers' Christmas song of the same name, Joel combines rich, fudgy black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with smooth milk choc chips and crunchy hazelnuts, all wrapped around a deliciously gooey Nutella centre.
Dark, decadent and dangerously delicious, this is one lump of coal you'll actually want to find in your Christmas stocking.
Perfect for the chocolate lovers, Nutella addicts and anyone who's been a little naughty this year.
Part of our limited-edition Christmas Collection, featuring seven festive flavours inspired by Christmas favourites.
Meet the Christmas Collection
🎄 Christmas Pudding: Spiced vanilla dough, milk choc chips, fruit mince and a creamy custard centre.
🎄 Cranberry, Pistachio & White Chocolate: Vanilla dough loaded with tart cranberries, crunchy pistachios and sweet white choc chips.
🎄 Rum Ball: Rich chocolate dough, milk choc chips and a delicious rum ball centre.
🎄 Rocky Road: Vanilla dough packed with crunchy peanuts, glacé cherries and milk choc chips, with a soft marshmallow centre.
🎄 Gingerbread: Warmly spiced vanilla dough with white choc chips and delicious chunks of gingerbread.
🎄 Joel the Lump of Coal: Rich black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with milk choc chips, chopped hazelnuts and a gooey Nutella centre. For those on the naughty list.
🎄 North Pole Neapolitan: A festive trio of vanilla, red velvet and mint dough, each packed with white choc chips.
6 Funky Days of Christmas
Can't choose just one? Our 6 Funky Days of Christmas Box lets you mix and match six of your favourite festive flavours.
Perfect for Christmas gifting, sharing with family or keeping all to yourself.
Christmas orders begin shipping Tuesday, 1 December 2026.
Our Christmas Collection is available for a limited time only, so get your festive cookie fix while you can.
Joel the Lump of Coal Cookie
Who says getting coal for Christmas is a bad thing?
Meet Joel the Lump of Coal, the naughtiest cookie in our Christmas Collection, proving that sometimes being bad tastes oh-so-good.
Inspired by The Killers' Christmas song of the same name, Joel combines rich, fudgy black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with smooth milk choc chips and crunchy hazelnuts, all wrapped around a deliciously gooey Nutella centre.
Dark, decadent and dangerously delicious, this is one lump of coal you'll actually want to find in your Christmas stocking.
Perfect for the chocolate lovers, Nutella addicts and anyone who's been a little naughty this year.
Part of our limited-edition Christmas Collection, featuring seven festive flavours inspired by Christmas favourites.
Meet the Christmas Collection
🎄 Christmas Pudding: Spiced vanilla dough, milk choc chips, fruit mince and a creamy custard centre.
🎄 Cranberry, Pistachio & White Chocolate: Vanilla dough loaded with tart cranberries, crunchy pistachios and sweet white choc chips.
🎄 Rum Ball: Rich chocolate dough, milk choc chips and a delicious rum ball centre.
🎄 Rocky Road: Vanilla dough packed with crunchy peanuts, glacé cherries and milk choc chips, with a soft marshmallow centre.
🎄 Gingerbread: Warmly spiced vanilla dough with white choc chips and delicious chunks of gingerbread.
🎄 Joel the Lump of Coal: Rich black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with milk choc chips, chopped hazelnuts and a gooey Nutella centre. For those on the naughty list.
🎄 North Pole Neapolitan: A festive trio of vanilla, red velvet and mint dough, each packed with white choc chips.
6 Funky Days of Christmas
Can't choose just one? Our 6 Funky Days of Christmas Box lets you mix and match six of your favourite festive flavours.
Perfect for Christmas gifting, sharing with family or keeping all to yourself.
Christmas orders begin shipping Tuesday, 1 December 2026.
Our Christmas Collection is available for a limited time only, so get your festive cookie fix while you can.
All orders are baked fresh and shipped via Australia Post Express Post.
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to bake and dispatch your order, plus 1-3 business days for delivery.
All orders are baked fresh and shipped via Australia Post Express Post.
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to bake and dispatch your order, plus 1-3 business days for delivery.
Each cookie is individually packaged to maintain maximum freshness.
Your cookies are best enjoyed within 14 days of receiving them. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
For the ultimate Funky Monkey experience, warm your cookie slightly before enjoying.
Each cookie is individually packaged to maintain maximum freshness.
Your cookies are best enjoyed within 14 days of receiving them. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
For the ultimate Funky Monkey experience, warm your cookie slightly before enjoying.
Joel the Lump of Coal Cookie
Who says getting coal for Christmas is a bad thing?
Meet Joel the Lump of Coal, the naughtiest cookie in our Christmas Collection, proving that sometimes being bad tastes oh-so-good.
Inspired by The Killers' Christmas song of the same name, Joel combines rich, fudgy black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with smooth milk choc chips and crunchy hazelnuts, all wrapped around a deliciously gooey Nutella centre.
Dark, decadent and dangerously delicious, this is one lump of coal you'll actually want to find in your Christmas stocking.
Perfect for the chocolate lovers, Nutella addicts and anyone who's been a little naughty this year.
Part of our limited-edition Christmas Collection, featuring seven festive flavours inspired by Christmas favourites.
Meet the Christmas Collection
🎄 Christmas Pudding: Spiced vanilla dough, milk choc chips, fruit mince and a creamy custard centre.
🎄 Cranberry, Pistachio & White Chocolate: Vanilla dough loaded with tart cranberries, crunchy pistachios and sweet white choc chips.
🎄 Rum Ball: Rich chocolate dough, milk choc chips and a delicious rum ball centre.
🎄 Rocky Road: Vanilla dough packed with crunchy peanuts, glacé cherries and milk choc chips, with a soft marshmallow centre.
🎄 Gingerbread: Warmly spiced vanilla dough with white choc chips and delicious chunks of gingerbread.
🎄 Joel the Lump of Coal: Rich black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with milk choc chips, chopped hazelnuts and a gooey Nutella centre. For those on the naughty list.
🎄 North Pole Neapolitan: A festive trio of vanilla, red velvet and mint dough, each packed with white choc chips.
6 Funky Days of Christmas
Can't choose just one? Our 6 Funky Days of Christmas Box lets you mix and match six of your favourite festive flavours.
Perfect for Christmas gifting, sharing with family or keeping all to yourself.
Christmas orders begin shipping Tuesday, 1 December 2026.
Our Christmas Collection is available for a limited time only, so get your festive cookie fix while you can.
Joel the Lump of Coal Cookie
Who says getting coal for Christmas is a bad thing?
Meet Joel the Lump of Coal, the naughtiest cookie in our Christmas Collection, proving that sometimes being bad tastes oh-so-good.
Inspired by The Killers' Christmas song of the same name, Joel combines rich, fudgy black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with smooth milk choc chips and crunchy hazelnuts, all wrapped around a deliciously gooey Nutella centre.
Dark, decadent and dangerously delicious, this is one lump of coal you'll actually want to find in your Christmas stocking.
Perfect for the chocolate lovers, Nutella addicts and anyone who's been a little naughty this year.
Part of our limited-edition Christmas Collection, featuring seven festive flavours inspired by Christmas favourites.
Meet the Christmas Collection
🎄 Christmas Pudding: Spiced vanilla dough, milk choc chips, fruit mince and a creamy custard centre.
🎄 Cranberry, Pistachio & White Chocolate: Vanilla dough loaded with tart cranberries, crunchy pistachios and sweet white choc chips.
🎄 Rum Ball: Rich chocolate dough, milk choc chips and a delicious rum ball centre.
🎄 Rocky Road: Vanilla dough packed with crunchy peanuts, glacé cherries and milk choc chips, with a soft marshmallow centre.
🎄 Gingerbread: Warmly spiced vanilla dough with white choc chips and delicious chunks of gingerbread.
🎄 Joel the Lump of Coal: Rich black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with milk choc chips, chopped hazelnuts and a gooey Nutella centre. For those on the naughty list.
🎄 North Pole Neapolitan: A festive trio of vanilla, red velvet and mint dough, each packed with white choc chips.
6 Funky Days of Christmas
Can't choose just one? Our 6 Funky Days of Christmas Box lets you mix and match six of your favourite festive flavours.
Perfect for Christmas gifting, sharing with family or keeping all to yourself.
Christmas orders begin shipping Tuesday, 1 December 2026.
Our Christmas Collection is available for a limited time only, so get your festive cookie fix while you can.
All orders are baked fresh and shipped via Australia Post Express Post.
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to bake and dispatch your order, plus 1-3 business days for delivery.
All orders are baked fresh and shipped via Australia Post Express Post.
Please allow 2-3 business days for us to bake and dispatch your order, plus 1-3 business days for delivery.
Each cookie is individually packaged to maintain maximum freshness.
Your cookies are best enjoyed within 14 days of receiving them. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
For the ultimate Funky Monkey experience, warm your cookie slightly before enjoying.
Each cookie is individually packaged to maintain maximum freshness.
Your cookies are best enjoyed within 14 days of receiving them. Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight.
For the ultimate Funky Monkey experience, warm your cookie slightly before enjoying.