Have A Laugh At These Silly Sayings While You Order Your Cookies Online

 If your day isn't going well and you need a laugh, read on. The old saying goes that laughter is the best medicine, but we'd like to update that to read laughter and cookies are the best medicine!

We have compiled a batch of cookie puns and jokes that will get you snickering while you order your cookies online and have them delivered to your door.

Some Cookie Word Play That Will Give You A Sugar Rush

  • Doughn't Worry, Be Happy
  • Chip Happens
  • Sweet Dreams Are Made Of Cookies (Who are we to disagree?)
  • If there's a whisk, there's a way

Giving Cookies As A Gift? Add A Nutty Note

Here are some quirky lines that you can add to a card being sent along with a gift of cookies to someone special:

  • I'm nuts about you.
  • I would crumble without you.
  • Get batter soon!
  • Tough cookies never crumble.
  • You make my dreams crumb true.

Some Cookie One-Liners To Make Your Taste Buds Smile

Share these silly one-liners with your family or colleagues, and you will be sure to get a rise out of them.

  • Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to therapy? Because it had too many chips on its shoulder.
  • Did you hear about the cookie that won the lottery? He's rolling in dough!
  • Why did the cookie cry? Because its mom was a wafer too long.
  • Why did the cookie go to the doctor? He was feeling crummy.
  • I tried opening an online biscuit store but accidentally deleted all my cookies.
  • Where did the cookie go to practise his music? A jam session.
  • What did the doctor say to the gingerbread man with a sore knee? Have you tried icing it?
  • Why did the cookie go to therapy? It felt the knead to work on its emotional dough-velopment.

And with that one, we have decided it's time to crumb to a halt. Thank you for rolling with us.

We hope you enjoyed our sprinkle of cookie funnies. Remember that enjoying a delicious cookie is the best way to add some joy to your day. Please browse our range of tasty treats and order your cookies online today. We deliver sweet treats nationwide.