{"product_id":"joel-the-lump-of-coal-2026","title":"Joel The Lump Of Coal","description":"\u003ch3 data-pm-slice=\"1 1 []\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoel the Lump of Coal Cookie\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWho says getting coal for Christmas is a bad thing?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoel the Lump of Coal\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, the naughtiest cookie in our Christmas Collection, proving that sometimes being bad tastes oh-so-good.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInspired by \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=RqZxJK0JN54\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe Killers' Christmas song\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e\u003cspan\u003e of the same name, Joel combines rich, fudgy black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with smooth milk choc chips and crunchy hazelnuts, all wrapped around a deliciously gooey Nutella centre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDark, decadent and dangerously delicious, this is one lump of coal you'll actually want to find in your Christmas stocking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePerfect for the chocolate lovers, Nutella addicts and anyone who's been a little naughty this year.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePart of our limited-edition Christmas Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, featuring seven festive flavours inspired by Christmas favourites.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Christmas Collection\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eChristmas Pudding:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Spiced vanilla dough, milk choc chips, fruit mince and a creamy custard centre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eCranberry, Pistachio \u0026amp; White Chocolate:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vanilla dough loaded with tart cranberries, crunchy pistachios and sweet white choc chips.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRum Ball:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rich chocolate dough, milk choc chips and a delicious rum ball centre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRocky Road:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Vanilla dough packed with crunchy peanuts, glacé cherries and milk choc chips, with a soft marshmallow centre.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eGingerbread:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Warmly spiced vanilla dough with white choc chips and delicious chunks of gingerbread.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eJoel the Lump of Coal:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e Rich black chocolate and Nutella dough, loaded with milk choc chips, chopped hazelnuts and a gooey Nutella centre. For those on the naughty list.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎄 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNorth Pole Neapolitan:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e A festive trio of vanilla, red velvet and mint dough, each packed with white choc chips.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e6 Funky Days of Christmas\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCan't choose just one? 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